(Big Buddha Seeds)

Cheesy Dick

A Big Yielder with Big Laughs and Even Bigger Resin

Don’t let the name fool you — while Cheesy Dick might raise eyebrows and spark a chuckle, this Indica-dominant powerhouse is no joke when it comes to performance, potency, and yield.

Bred by the legendary Big Buddha Seeds, this cross combines massive structure, pungent aroma, and knock-out effects into one unforgettable plant.

Genetics: Critical Mass x Jack Herer x Big Buddha Cheese

Originally created in Spain, Moby Dick is the offspring of Critical Mass and Jack Herer, renowned for its size, vigor, and cerebral clarity. Big Buddha took this “whale-sized” strain and gave it their signature twist by adding their Old Skool classic, Big Buddha Cheese, into the mix.

The result? Cheesy Dick — a tongue-in-cheek name for a seriously potent hybrid that’s packed with old school funk and ridiculous yields.

Aroma & Flavor: Skunk, Spice & Musk

This strain is spicy, musky, and unmistakably cheesy.

The Big Buddha Cheese influence shines through in both aroma and flavor, delivering that sharp, savory skunk with hints of spice and old school hash.

Expect your grow room to reek in the best way—this is not a stealth strain by any means.

Smell: Spicy, pungent, and classically skunky

Taste: Musky Cheese with a hashy, earthy finish

💨 Effects: Heavy Hitter, Old Skool Stone

With high resin production and dominant Indica genetics, Cheesy Dick hits hard and fast.

This is a stoner’s strain—ideal for nighttime use or serious relaxation. Expect:

Deep body sedation

Euphoric mental calm

Long-lasting effects perfect for stress relief or pain management

It’s not for lightweights, but seasoned smokers will love the heavy, stoney high.

🌱 Grow Info: Whale-Like Yields

Cheesy Dick isn’t just loud—it’s large. True to its Critical Mass lineage, this plant delivers monstrous yields, especially when grown with care and space to stretch.

• Indoor: Big, dense buds with high resin content

• Outdoor: Capable of huge harvests in the right conditions

• Best for: Growers looking for maximum output and resin-heavy results

Despite its humorous name, Cheesy Dick is a serious plant for serious cultivators.

Its structure, yield, and resin production make it ideal for extraction, while the flavor and effects ensure it never leaves your rotation.

🌟 Final Verdict

Cheesy Dick by Big Buddha Seeds is a massive, flavorful, and high-impact strain that delivers on every front.

Whether you’re growing for personal stash or running a full garden, it rewards you with whale-sized buds, sky-high resin, and knockout potency.

Funny name? Yes.
Serious results? Absolutely.